WHY IS MY NOSE COLD.
My nose has been cold all day. I am not cold. My nose is cold. UGH MAKE IT STOP.
A Bunch of Words.: Obligatory birthday post for... →
themkoolkatss: Dude this gets harder and harder every year as we get angrier and angrier. Damnit. Whatever, I guess this is an opportunity to be nice to you without having my motives questioned. Soup u r my bffl. I had to type it like that because “Soup you are my best friend” is not something I can… I didn’t read this twelve times, print it out, and put it on my wall..or...
86 year old makes a rage comic. It's beautiful. →
the-absolute-best-posts: (click the link) recu: kindlemyheart-: lifeasashakespeareancomedy: clockworktardis: s-h-u-r-t-u-g-a-l: stopitsgingertime: frumps: catbountry: interrobanging: orlyman: aceofhzboxcars: THIS Is how you make a rage comic Not that anyone will ever be able to make one that’s as wonderful as this This isn’t even what I’d consider a “Rage comic” sure he used the...
Boy: Hey cutie, what's your name?
Boy: Oh cute, is that short for Elizabeth?
Girl: No, it's short for Lizard
Girl eats boy
Girl was actually a vicious Komodo Dragon the whole time