It's okay that I only have 79 followers because...
I succeed at scaring people away.
anyone wanna like. contribute ideas on how to ask...
mangooncrack: yeah. a reply button would help. But yeah this goes for me too.
noloitering: yellowhouse-: SO MUCH QUALITY
How to ask a guy to Sadies- the best I've seen...
Either this or I’ll bake cookies
Why do the Red Carpet interviewers spend 80% of...
I'm looking at the Petco website
themkoolkatss: There’s a separate category for ferrets I had no idea so many people had pet ferrets. Did you find the worms? Also XD
My cat is drunk
He got a blood test and after he licked all the rubbing alcohol off. The doctor says it’s fine but he’s walking around like an idiot and he keeps sniffing the air It’s ridiculous.
To people who have their profiles on private:
You weren’t worth stalking anyway.
WHEN YOUR FRIENDS ARE ABSENT.
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Dubstep makes me giggle like a little girl.
I’ll be listening to it and it’ll get to the DRRRCCHHHHHKKKGGGAAFDHFDFDRRRINNGGGAHHCHHH part and I’ll start laughing Also I don’t like it very much okay bye.
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Your crush walks in the room,
ibijaz: Your friend instantly turns to you and is like And you’re just like, everyday in japanesue
This four day weekend was just completely lost on me. Berkeley and studying for tests and my idiot of a best friends’ birthday is tomorrow so time to do something about that. Actually I’m really excited she’s turning 15 and in 6 months will be able to drive me around. <3
when people in gym class act like they're in the...
I just ate a caramel apple topped with nuts.
Braces ain’t got nothin’ on me.
Screen protector applied without air bubbles.
When at a dance:
animolgill: Everyone else: Me: XD
I LOVE POTATOES
harinnie: rockoutwithyourgleekout: noregretsjustklainelove: hermionegrangernightroll: French Fries Potato Chips Hash Brown Tater tots Mashed Potatoes Potato Salad Fried Potatoes BAKED POTATOES! <3 Potatoes forever! Especially 1 and 2. HNGGGGGGGGGG Winnie the pooh loves honey, not potatoes ._. xD How many times have I discussed this.
I am not a cyborg.: Is it weird that I recognize... →
cyborglovesong: Like, when I’m watching TV or something that’s funny, I may smirk or smile but that’s as far as it goes. Like, I see people here saying they’re laughing at things until they “can’t breathe”. Is that true or just a thing that you say to express that you think something’s funny? Hmm. I don’t know,… THIS
divyamohan asked: Okay it cannot be that bad. I went an entire week without you and I mean I wished death upon everyone I saw and never smiled..or showed emotion of any sort...oh.
divyamohan asked: I just pictured carrying Vijay around in a suitcase while he sings Selena Gomez and oh my god dude I am like choking on my tears holy shit
So this Valentine's Day
Someone stole my calculator. Fuck you. Edit: Lol nvm my idiotness strikes again, I let someone borrow it and forgot x)