DUDE FUCK YOU MAN I ALMOST CRIED CAUSE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU SINCE FRIDAY
I’M SORRY I LEFT MY PHONE AT HANNAH’S HOUSE
I HAVE A HOME PHONE GOD.
not like a home phone deity. like, home phone- expletive.
okay yeah I’m not dead.
May 2011
75 posts
That awkward moment when you call your friend's cell phone and an angry old Asian man picks up and yells at you for calling so many times.
LOOLLL SORRY DIV XD
That awkward moment when you're singing your song and you think that your voice is amazing...
Then you try to record your voice and it turns out you sound like a dying duck
This is so fucking appropriate. Jesus you people are my twins
@themkoolkatss
hate to break it to you but…
DUUUUUUDE How ridikulus is that
siriusly ridikulus
Introducing your friend to a new fandom:
Expectations:
Reality:
This is the most accurate post I have ever seen.
Omg.
Playing freeze tag with the friends...
You got the people that are never frozen:
The people that are ALWAYS frozen
The people that move even when they’re frozen
And then theres me…..
HAHA
There were two blankets stuck together in dryer because of static
And when I pulled them apart, I felt like I was the destroyer of some great love story.
Fitted-Sheet Capulet and Comforter Montague.
I FOUND MY CHAPSTICK IN MY SHORTS
and 30 bucks but whatevs I FOUND MY CHAPPPPSSSTTTIIICCKKK <3
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