I love cats, mario and food. I'm hilarious, but not when I want to be. I live the life of a hopeful, unoriginal, loving teenager. My name is Supriya I have many favorite insults. 2014 Burgers Present

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    Monster:

    Happy Birthday Tarika! :)Soooo damn it’s been a long time. Too long. Really is this much time necessary to get to know someone? There should be like an allotted time for each person you meet, and then you can get rid of them. Oh god what am I saying. If I hadn’t known you until this year I might have never uncovered the hidden but very monstrous monster within. Up until maybe..this year you were always kind of the responsibility you know? You were cool but I guess you just caused a lot of shit and we were there to fix it with badly timed jokes and eating your food.

    But this year holyshit.

    I frequently think back to 6-9 grade and you’ve changed so much it’s like you’re a new person. After everything you’ve caused/ been through you’ve become a ridiculously mature, loving, granite-shopping, people eshwar  harassing, abnormally large calf muscle having, pot pie making, monster.

    Blargh I don’t know what I’d do without you. You’re really just a great friend. Who else would come to a randomass survey taking hostile S.O.S parent/child conference with me? And P.E without you would be me sadly working out while Flippy angrily grunted and said things. Also your “Stay at a constant speed, SON” helps me get through the the mile everyy fucking wednesday. x) Also you’re really fucking generous- like with your food and everything. I mean that Frooti like..replenishes my soul or someshit. And your house is just there when we need to do angry monster activities such as not watch the superbowl or watch Don with no sound x) aaand I guess you’ve made me a better person. What with your locker organizing and crazy yelling. You make me want to be outgoing and crazy and I’m really very glad to have you around. 

    I know this is evil but I’m glad it didn’t work out with with all those other fruits because this way I get to be a monster with you all the time and all though that may seem like a bad thing, don’t worry it’s actually much worse than it sounds ;) You’re welcome for me being your friend through it all and thank you so much for being worth it. Happy birthday and you’re gonna take us to Chaat Bhavan.

    till next year…Oh fuck what are we even gonna be by then.

    I love you!

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